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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Mac Plus running After Dark™

1725 quotes by 583 authors in 137 categories

This collection of quotes started life in the early nineties for an After Dark™ screen saver module. The quotes had to be short enough to fit on a 9" Macintosh screen and pithy enough to warrant the trouble of typing them in.

To allow a wider distribution, a slow conversion to a text file was started (there was no easy way of exporting the quotes from After Dark) which in 1997 became this website. It was created using plain HTML which made updating a laborious process. It had a quite a bit of success but interest tapered off as there were no new additions. In 2009 the website was revamped to use a MySQL database to provide flexibility, a search option, and to slowly include new quotes found over the previous twelve years. Now twenty-eight years old and still adding new quotes.

Last five quotes added or amended

 You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too 
Bobby Braddock and Curly Putman
 The most important reason for going from one place to another is to see what’s in between. 
Norton Juster (1929-2021)
 Books are rarely stolen because the reader does not steal and the thief does not read. 
Iraqi proverb
 Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. 
Noël Coward (1899-1973)
 Having to read a footnote resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love. 
Noël Coward (1899-1973)
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