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Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Fourteen quotes by George Bernard Shaw
❝Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.❞ [+]
❝All great truths begin as blasphemies.❞ [+]
❝Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.❞ [+]
❝Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature.❞ [+]
❝If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn't reach a conclusion.❞ [+]
❝Marriage is popular because it provides the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.❞ [+]
❝Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.❞ [+]
❝Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.❞ [+]
❝The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.❞ [+]
❝The folly of youth is wasted on the young.❞ [+]
❝The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.❞ [+]
❝There is no sincerer love than the love of food.❞ [+]
❝There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. ❞ [+]
❝Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.❞ [+]
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