like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Only two quotes by Helen Rowland
❝A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.❞ [+]
❝Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.❞ [+]
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