“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Henny Youngman

Henry 'Henny' Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born comedian and violinist famous for 'one-liners', short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire.
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

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