“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Picture of Alexander Woolcott. From the collection of the Library of Congress and in the public domain.

Just one quote by Alexander Woolcott

Alexander Humphreys Woollcott (January 19, 1887 - January 23, 1943) was an American critic and commentator for The New Yorker magazine, and a member of the Algonquin Round Table.
 All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. 

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