Just one quote by Alexander Woolcott
Alexander Humphreys Woollcott (January 19, 1887 - January 23, 1943) was an American critic and commentator for The New Yorker magazine, and a member of the Algonquin Round Table.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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