“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller (May 1, 1923 - December 12, 1999) was an American satirical novelist, short story writer and playwright.
 He had decided to live on forever or die in the attempt. 
 He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. 
 The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. 

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