“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Matthew Green

Matthew Green (1696 - 1737) was a British poet born of Nonconformist parents. For many years he held a post in the custom house. The few anecdotes that have been preserved show him to have been as witty as his poems would lead one to expect: on one occasion, when the government was about to cut off funds that paid for milk for the custom house cats, Green sumbitted a petition in their name, winning a reprieve. He died unmarried at his lodging in Nags Head Court, Gracechurch Street, London in 1737.
 Avarice is the sphincter of the heart. 

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