“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Four quotes by Somerset Maugham

William Somerset Maugham CH (25 January 1874 – 16 December 1965) was an English playwright, novelist and short story writer. He was among the most popular writers of his era, and reputedly, the highest paid author during the 1930s.
 Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. 
 It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up. 
 The silence walked beside them like the ghost of a dead man. 
 There are three rules for writing a novel; unfortunately, no one knows what they are. 

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