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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Six quotes by Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, witty, philosophical and sometimes deeply confusing or nonsensical jokes and one-liners with contrived situations.
 Black holes are where god is dividing by zero. 
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 Everywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. 
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 I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
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 It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. 
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 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
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 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. 
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