like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Six quotes by Wilson Mizner
❝Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.❞ [+]
❝Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.❞ [+]
❝God help those who do not help themselves.❞ [+]
❝There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton restless.❞ [+]
❝Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.❞ [+]
❝To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.❞ [+]
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