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Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 - November 21, 1945) was an American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.

❝Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.❞ [+]

❝Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.❞ [+]

❝He hasn't got much to say, but at least he doesn't try to say anything else.❞ [+]

❝I do most of my work sitting down. That's where I shine.❞ [+]

❝The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.❞ [+]

❝The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.❞ [+]

❝There are two classes of travel: first class, and with children.❞ [+]

❝There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.❞ [+]

❝Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?❞ [+]

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