Nine quotes by Robert Benchley
Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 - November 21, 1945) was an American humorist best known for his work as a newspaper columnist and film actor.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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He hasn't got much to say, but at least he doesn't try to say anything else.
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I do most of my work sitting down. That's where I shine.
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The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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There are two classes of travel: first class, and with children.
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There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes, and those who do not.
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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