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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Yogi Berra

Lawrence Peter 'Yogi' Berra (born St Louis, Missouri, May 12, 1925 - died September 22, 2015) was a former Major League Baseball player and manager.
 I really didn't say everything I said. 
 If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. 
 The future isn't what it used to be. 

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