“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Five quotes by Kehlog Albran

Kehlog Albran is the pseudonym of the author of 'The Profit', a parody of Khalil Ghibran's 'The Prohet'.
 Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. 
 Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. 
 I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer. 
 It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. 
 The River of Ignorance covers most of my regrets. 

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