like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Three quotes by Tom Lehrer
❝Bad weather always looks worse through a window.❞ [+]
❝If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up.❞ [+]
❝It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.❞ [+]
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