“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Kenneth Arthur Dodd OBE (8 November 1927 - 11 March 2018) was an English comedian and singer-songwriter, famous for his frizzy hair or 'fluff dom' and buck teeth or 'denchers', his favourite cleaner, the feather duster (or 'tickling stick') and his greeting of 'How tickled I am!', as well as his send-off 'Lots and Lots of Happiness!'.
 Politicians are like nappies, they should be changed regularly and for the same reason. 

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