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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Russell Baker

Russell Wayne Baker (August 14, 1925 – January 21, 2019) was an American journalist, narrator, writer of Pulitzer Prize-winning satirical commentary and self-critical prose, and author of Pulitzer Prize-winning autobiography Growing Up (1983).
 A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to. 
 Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong. 
 There are no liberals behind steering wheels. 

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