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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Benny Hill

Alfred Hawthorne Hill, known by his stage name Benny Hill (21 January 1924 - 20 April 1992) was an English comedian and actor, notable for his long-running television programme The Benny Hill Show.
 Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. 

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