Just one quote by Chauncey Depew
Chauncey Mitchell Depew (April 23, 1834 - April 5, 1928) an Attorney for Cornelius Vanderbilt's railroad interests, president of the New York Central Railroad System, and finally a United States Senator from New York from 1899 to 1911.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
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