“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Only two quotes by Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec February 7, 1956) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the “wisdom of children” or the idiot savant.
 All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. 
 Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. 

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