“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A classic is something that everybody wants to have read, and nobody wants to read. 
 Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. 
 From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. 
 I liked the tree better than the book. 
 Never judge a book by its movie. 
 No publication either before or since the invention of printing, no theological treatise and no political or scientific creed, has ever been as narrowly dogmatic or as offensively arbitrary in its prejudices as a railway timetable. 
 Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. 
 Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. 
 The buying of more books that one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity. 
 The covers of this book are too far apart. 
 The Internet is proof that a million monkeys with a million typewriters can't write Hamlet. 
 The paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book: it makes a very poor doorstop. 
 There are three rules for writing a novel; unfortunately, no one knows what they are. 
 There are very many people who read simply to prevent themselves from thinking. 
 This book fills a much-needed gap. 
 Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. 
Dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen.