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Sex

 A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition. 
Sidney Clare (1892-1972)
 Celibacy is not hereditary. 
Anonymous
 Chaste makes waste. 
Anonymous
 Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles. 
George Mikes (1912-1987)
 Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. 
Anonymous
 Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her. 
Anonymous
 I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood: sex and the dead. 
William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)
 I like sadism, necrophilia, and zoophilia. Am I flogging a dead horse? 
Anonymous
 I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now. 
Anonymous
 I'm as pure as the driven slush. 
Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968)
 I've been in more laps than a napkin. 
Mae West (1892-1980)
 Incest is relatively boring. 
Anonymous
 It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. 
Voltaire (1694-1778)
 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics. 
Anonymous
 Love is more cruel than lust. 
Algernon Charles Swinburne (1837-1909)
 Make love when you can; it's good for you. 
Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)
 Man has two basic desires: to get and to beget. 
Anonymous
 Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses 
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
 Mistress: Something between a master and a mattress. 
Anonymous
 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 
Anonymous
 No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. 
Henry Kissinger (1923-2023)
 Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is perhaps the strangest. 
De toutes les aberrations sexuelles, la plus singulière est peut-être encore la chasteté.
Remy de Gourmont (1858-1915)
 Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. 
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive. 
Anonymous
 Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. 
Henry Kissinger (1923-2023)
 Sex is an emotion in motion. 
Mae West (1892-1980)
 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. 
Anonymous
 Sexual harassment at work – is it a problem for the self-employed? 
Anonymous
 She was just a passing fiancée. 
Anonymous
 The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. 
James Matthews
 What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more interesting than women. 
Edgar Wallace (1875-1932)
 What men call gallantry and gods adultery
Is much more common where the climate's sultry. 
Lord Byron (1788-1824)
 When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. 
Mae West (1892-1980)
 You should make a point of trying every experience once, except incest and folk-dancing. 
Arnold Bax (1883-1953)
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