Statistics
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.
Anonymous
A statistician is a person who draws a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.
Anonymous
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.
Anonymous
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Anonymous
The Lottery is a tax on people who don't understand statistics.
Anonymous