“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Time
At the end of the day it's only 11:59pm.
Anonymous Between too early and too late, there is never more than a moment.
Zwischen zu früh und zu spät, liegt immer nur ein Augenblick.
Franz Werfel (1890-1945) Constipation is timeless, but diarrhoea waits for no man.
Anonymous How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Anonymous I never follow the clock: hours were made for man, not man for hours.
Les heures sont faictez pour l'homme, et non l'homme pour les heures.
François Rabelais (1494-1553) Idleness makes hours pass slowly and years swiftly; industriousness makes the hours short and the years long.
L'ozio rende lente le ore e veloci gli anni. L'operosità rapide le ore e lenti gli anni.
Cesare Pavese (1908-1950) In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
Anonymous Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.
Billy Connolly (1942- ) Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Anonymous Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.
Anonymous The night before a day off is better than the day off itself.
Anonymous The speed of time is one second per second.
Anonymous The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Anonymous There is a time and a place for everything unless you're trying to park a car.
Anonymous Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Anonymous Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Anonymous Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Anonymous We exchange time for objects, in hopes of gaining something that will endure.
Anonymous
