“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. 
 At the end of the day it's only 11:59pm. 
 Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. 
 Between too early and too late, there is never more than a moment. 
 Constipation is timeless, but diarrhoea waits for no man. 
 For what has been said is just repetition,
What has been said has been said. 
 Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. 
 How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you're on. 
 I never follow the clock: hours were made for man, not man for hours. 
Les heures sont faictez pour l'homme, et non l'homme pour les heures.
 Idleness makes hours pass slowly and years swiftly; industriousness makes the hours short and the years long. 
L'ozio rende lente le ore e veloci gli anni. L'operosità rapide le ore e lenti gli anni.
 In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day. 
 In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. 
 It doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order. 
 Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. 
 Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life. 
 Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. 
 Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life. 
 Most things, except agriculture, can wait. 
 Punctuality is the thief of time. 
 Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. 
 Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure. 
 The morning is wiser than the evening. 
 The night before a day off is better than the day off itself. 
 The speed of time is one second per second. 
 The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. 
 There is a time and a place for everything unless you're trying to park a car. 
 There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. 
 There is no future in time travel. 
 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. 
 Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. 
 Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. 
 Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. 
 We drift down time clutching at straws. But what good's a brick to a drowning man? 
 We exchange time for objects, in hopes of gaining something that will endure.