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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
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Travel

 A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. 
Laozi (c600 BCE-c500 BCE)
 A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. 
千里之行始於足下。
Laozi (c600 BCE-c500 BCE)
 Bananas without a 'B' are pineapples. 
Anonymous
 Comfort must not be expected by folks that go apleasuring. 
Lord Byron (1788-1824)
 Everywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. 
Steven Wright (1955- )
 Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer. 
Anonymous
 I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list. 
Susan Sontag (1933-2004)
 If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 
Anonymous
 It's not too far; it just seems like it is. 
Anonymous
 Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. 
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
 No publication either before or since the invention of printing, no theological treatise and no political or scientific creed, has ever been as narrowly dogmatic or as offensively arbitrary in its prejudices as a railway timetable. 
Rex Stout (1886-1975)
 The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. 
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 The only true voyage of discovery, the only fountain of Eternal Youth, would be not to visit strange lands but to possess other eyes… 
Marcel Proust (1871-1922)
 The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. 
Anonymous
 The true traveller doesn't pack until two hours before departure and doesn't unpack until two months after returning home. 
Anonymous
 The true traveller is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time. 
Colette (1873-1954)
 The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. 
Augustine of Hippo (354-430)
 There are two classes of travel: first class, and with children. 
Robert Benchley (1889-1945)
 There is no future in time travel. 
Anonymous
 Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns. 
Anonymous
 Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. 
Paul Theroux (1941- )
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