“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A mouth incontinent and at the same time artless. 
 He couldn't work out how to pour water from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. 
 I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. 
 I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. 
 New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries. 
 You are not a complete idiot; there are bits missing.