like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
Insults
He couldn't work out how to pour water from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Anonymous
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
Anonymous
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Anonymous
New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries.
Robert Muldoon (1921-1992)
You are not a complete idiot; there are bits missing.
Anonymous