“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A man without faith is like a fish without a bicycle. 
 All the human beings I met were either sure that there would be no afterlife or else that they would get preferential treatment in the hereafter. 
 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. 
 Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. 
 Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. 
 Faith is the belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. 
 Faith is under the left nipple. 
 How many things served us yesterday for articles of faith, which today are fables for us? 
Combien de choses nous servoyent hier d’articles de foy, qui nous sont fables aujourd’huy?
 I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, benzedrine or a bottle of Jack Daniel's. 
 People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive. 
 People will believe anything if you whisper it. 
 Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. 
 The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence. 
 The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. 
 Those who don't believe in Gosh will go to Heck.