“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. 
 Hell is other people. 
L'enfer, c'est les Autres.
 If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. 
Si 50 millions de personnes disent une bêtise, c'est quand même une bêtise.
 In heaven all the interesting people are missing. 
 Man is vile, I know, but people are wonderful. 
 Most people are fools, most authority is malignant, god does not exist, and everything is wrong. 
 Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. 
 One fifth of the people are against everything all the time. 
 People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred. 
 People are stupider than anybody. 
 People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. 
De bruger aldrig de friheder, de har, men fordrer dem, de ikke har; de har tænkefrihed, de fordrer ytringsfrihed.
 People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all their life for happiness. 
 People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty. 
 People who do the world's real work don't usually wear ties. 
 People who don't drink wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day. 
 People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made. 
 People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. 
 People will believe anything if you whisper it. 
 Some people leave a mark on this world, while others only leave a stain. 
 Take life seriously but none of the people in it. 
 The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. 
 The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you feel good, very good, when you are near or with them. 
 The greatest leveler is politeness; it removes all class distinctions. 
Die größte Gleichmacherin ist die Höflichkeit, durch sie werden alle Standesunterschiede aufgehoben.
 The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group. 
 There are more fools in the world than there are people. 
 There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition. 
 There are very many people who read simply to prevent themselves from thinking. 
 There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes, and those who do not. 
 Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that. 
 Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.