“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
People
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley (1889-1945) If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Si 50 millions de personnes disent une bêtise, c'est quand même une bêtise.
Anatole France (1844-1924) Most people are fools, most authority is malignant, god does not exist, and everything is wrong.
Ted Nelson (1937- ) People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
Scott Adams (1957- ) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
De bruger aldrig de friheder, de har, men fordrer dem, de ikke har; de har tænkefrihed, de fordrer ytringsfrihed.
Søren Kierkegaard (1813-1855) People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all their life for happiness.
Anonymous People who do the world's real work don't usually wear ties.
Anonymous People who don't drink wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
Dean Martin (1917-1995) People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Anonymous Some people leave a mark on this world, while others only leave a stain.
Anonymous The greatest leveler is politeness; it removes all class distinctions.
Die größte Gleichmacherin ist die Höflichkeit, durch sie werden alle Standesunterschiede aufgehoben.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1830-1916) The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
Anonymous There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Anonymous There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Robert Benchley (1889-1945) There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition.
Indira Gandhi (1917-1984) Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.
George Carlin (1937-2008) Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns (1896-1996)
