“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A lie can be halfway around the world before the truth has got its boots on. 
 Great souls have wills; feeble ones have only wishes. 
 If God lived on earth, people would stone his windows. 
 It is better to be a coward for one minute than dead the rest of your life. 
 It is only the first bottle that is expensive. 
 It’s good to hope; it’s the waiting that spoils it. 
 Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down. 
 Once you’ve started, you’re halfway there. 
Initium est dimidium facti
 The best way to get praise is to die. 
 The morning is wiser than the evening. 
 When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box. 
 You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.