“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Songs
And There Was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
Anonymous
Her Teeth Were Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure
Anonymous
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Anonymous
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
Thom Sharp
I Got in at 2 With a 10 and Woke Up at 10 With a 2
Anonymous
I Still Miss You, Baby, but My Aim's Gettin' Better
Anonymous
I Would Have Answered Your Letter Sooner, but You Didn't Send One
Anonymous
I'll Marry You Tomorrow but Let's Honeymoon Tonite
Anonymous
I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life
Anonymous
I've Got Hair Oil on My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down, but Baby I Can See Through You
Anonymous
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
Anonymous
If I Can't Find Mister Right, I'll Settle for Mister Right Now
Anonymous
If I Got a Dollar for Every Time I Thought About You, I'd Probably Start Thinking About You
Anonymous
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted to, I'd Be Out by Now
Anonymous
If I Had to Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
Anonymous
If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
Anonymous
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
Anonymous
If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
Anonymous
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
Anonymous
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' to You
Anonymous
You Are the North End of a Southbound Pig
Anonymous
You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play
Anonymous
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
Anonymous
You Were Only a Splinter as I Slid Down the Bannister of Life
Anonymous