“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Deep Thoughts
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
Anonymous A day without sunshine is like night.
Anonymous A good hiding place is hard to find.
Anonymous Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Anonymous Confusion never reigns but it pours.
Anonymous Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Anonymous For a string to have one end it must have another.
Anonymous Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Anonymous How can you know what you think until you open your mouth and hear what you say?
Anonymous I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
Abraham Maslow (1908-1970) I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Anonymous I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect.
Anonymous I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Anonymous I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Anonymous If the ignorance of nature gave birth to such a variety of gods, the knowledge of this nature is calculated to destroy them.
Baron d'Holbach (1723-1789) If you try to fail and succeed, which have you achieved?
Anonymous In the beginning was the word. And the word was “Aardvark”.
Anonymous Information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love; love is not music.
Frank Zappa (1940-1993) It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Anonymous It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Anonymous It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
Anonymous Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
Chinese proverb Never trust anybody who says trust me.
Anonymous Not enough is done for the apathetic.
Anonymous Nothing starts with the letter “n” and nothing ends with the letter “g”.
Anonymous One day someone will think about you for the last time and you will be forgotten by the world and the universe.
Anonymous One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Anonymous One match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Anonymous Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Anonymous Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Fran Lebowitz (1950- ) Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.
Anonymous Suns are extinguished or become corrupted, planets perish and scatter across the wastes of the sky; other suns are kindled, new planets formed to make their revolutions or describe new orbits, and man, an infinitely minute part of a globe which itself is only an imperceptible point in the immense whole, believes that the universe is made for himself.
Baron d'Holbach (1723-1789) The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.
Anonymous The information you have is not the information you want; the information you want is not the information you need; the information you need is not what you can get or is not known; the information that is known can't be found in time.
Anonymous The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Anonymous The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking.
Das Bedenklichste in unserer bedenklichen Zeit ist, dass wir noch nicht denken.
Martin Heidegger (1889-1976) The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix (1901-1983) The tyre is only flat on the bottom.
Anonymous There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire Solar System.
Anonymous Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) Why is there is only one Monopolies Commission?
Anonymous Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away…
Hughes Mearns (1875-1965) “Onomatopoeia” is spelled the way it sounds.
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