“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. 
 In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean. 
 There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects. 
 There was no need to do any housework; after the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.