“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Drink
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Anonymous A meal without wine is called a commuter's breakfast.
Anonymous Alcohol and calculus don't mix: don't drink and derive.
Anonymous Alcohol puts the wreck back into recreation.
Anonymous Anyone who can turn water into wine is bound to have a following.
Anonymous Beer is the reason I wake up every afternoon.
Anonymous Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley (1889-1945) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Anonymous Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
Anonymous I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Anonymous I'm not as thrunk as drinkle peep I am.
Anonymous I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Anonymous It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns (1896-1996) Never bet your bladder against a brewery.
Anonymous Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
P.J. O'Rourke (1947-2022) Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Anonymous People talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.
Anonymous People who don't drink wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
Dean Martin (1917-1995) Water is for washing, if you don't eat soap why drink water.
Anonymous You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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