“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Economics
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Anonymous Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Anonymous Astrology was invented so that Economics could become a science.
Anonymous Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth; communism is the equal distribution of poverty.
Anonymous Economics exams set the same questions year after year, it's the answers that change.
Anonymous It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Anonymous Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Anonymous Robin Hood only robbed the rich because the poor had no money.
Anonymous Taxation without representation was probably cheaper.
Anonymous The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) There are 10
11 stars in the galaxy and that used to be a huge number, but it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers, now we should call them economical numbers.
Richard Feynman (1918-1988) There are three dimensions to credit cards: length, width and debt.
Anonymous There are three types of economist: those who can count, and those who cannot.
Anonymous
