“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Food
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
Anonymous A meal without wine is called a commuter's breakfast.
Anonymous A sandwich is an unsuccessful attempt to make both ends meat.
Anonymous A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Anonymous A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
Anonymous All mushrooms are edible, some more than once.
Anonymous Bananas without a 'B' are pineapples.
Anonymous Be a safe eater and always use a condiment.
Anonymous Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Anonymous Cooking is a minor art; I can't imagine a hilarious soufflé, or a deeply moving stew.
Anonymous Cows are vegetarian so you don't have to be.
Anonymous Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Anonymous Every loaf of bread is a tragic reminder of cereals that never became beer.
Anonymous Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Anonymous Health food is anything you eat before the expiry date.
Anonymous I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Anonymous I'm on a seafood diet; I see food and I eat it.
Anonymous If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Anonymous Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Anonymous Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
P.J. O'Rourke (1947-2022) The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Anonymous We didn't fight our way to the top of the food chain just to be vegetarians.
Anonymous We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
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