“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were. 
 All children are Atheists; they have no idea of a god. 
 An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support. 
 Black holes are where god is dividing by zero. 
 Even God cannot change the past. 
μόνου γὰρ αὐτοῦ καὶ θεὸς στερίσκεται, ἀγένητα ποιεῖν ἅσσ᾽ ἂν ᾖ πεπραγμένα.
 God does not play dice with the cosmos. 
 God has always been hard on the poor. 
 God help those who do not help themselves. 
 God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh. 
 God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. 
 God is dead and I want his job. 
 God is dead, Marx is dead, and I don't feel so well myself. 
 God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. 
Dieu a tout fait de rien. Mais le rien perce.
 God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform. 
 God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. 
 I'm still an atheist, thank God. 
 If God exists, that's his problem. 
 If God lived on earth, people would stone his windows. 
 If the ignorance of nature gave birth to such a variety of gods, the knowledge of this nature is calculated to destroy them. 
 If there is a god watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 
 If triangles invented a god, they would make him three-sided. 
 In the beginning there was nothing. God said, “Let there be light”; and there was still nothing, but everybody could see it. 
 Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's? 
 It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent god, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. 
 Less is more. God is in the details. 
 Man has never been the same since God died. 
 Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. 
 Man is certainly mad; he could not make a mite, and yet makes gods by the dozen. 
L'homme est bien insensé. Il ne saurait forger un ciron, et forge des Dieux à douzaines.
 Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. 
 My atheism is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests. 
 Suns are extinguished or become corrupted, planets perish and scatter across the wastes of the sky; other suns are kindled, new planets formed to make their revolutions or describe new orbits, and man, an infinitely minute part of a globe which itself is only an imperceptible point in the immense whole, believes that the universe is made for himself. 
 The gods too are fond of a joke. 
 The nearer the Church the further from God. 
 The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless. 
 There ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk. 
 Those who don't believe in Gosh will go to Heck. 
 To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. 
 To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. 
 Today evolution of human intelligence has advanced us to the stage where most of us are too smart to invent new gods but are reluctant to give up the old ones. 
 We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in; some of us just go one god further. 
 We are all godless but not all of us realise it. 
 When we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic.