“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. 
Все счастливые семьи похожи друг на друга, каждая несчастливая семья несчастлива по-своему.
 Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think. 
 Everything in moderation, including moderation. 
 Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. 
 God is dead, Marx is dead, and I don't feel so well myself. 
 Happiness can't buy you money. 
 Happiness is no laughing matter. 
 Happiness isn't something you experience. It's something you remember. 
 Happiness was Lubbock, Texas, in my rearview mirror. 
 Having fun is a dismal business after you pass fifty. 
 I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. 
 If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. 
 If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story. 
 It is preoccupation with possession, more than anything else, that prevents men from living freely and nobly. 
 Money doesn't buy happiness; it rents it. 
 No one knows what true happiness is until they get married but by then, of course, it's too late. 
 Oh! the good times when we were so unhappy. 
Oh le bon temps où étions si malheureux.
 People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all their life for happiness. 
 She was so glad to see me go that I have almost a mind to come again, that she may again have the same pleasure. 
 Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. 
 Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. 
 The world of the happy is quite different from the world of the unhappy. 
Die Welt des Glücklichen ist eine andere als die des Unglücklichen.
 There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern. 
 You've made a happy man very old.