“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Health
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W.C. Fields (1879-1946) Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.
Plato (427 BCE-347 BCE) Early to bed
Early to rise
These are the reasons
Why a man dies.
Anonymous Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
Anonymous Health food is anything you eat before the expiry date.
Anonymous Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Anonymous Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Anonymous If the heart is only a muscle, is love just an exercise?
Anonymous If there were a vaccine against stupid, some would be too stupid to take it.
Anonymous Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Anonymous Not many people are anti-ventilator.
Anonymous There are only two reasons for anyone to run: away from enemies and to the toliet.
Anonymous To exercise I keep the wolf from the door, let the cat out of the bag, take the bull by the horns, count my chickens before they are hatched, and see that the horse isn't put behind the cart or stolen before I lock the barn door.
Frank Sullivan (1892-1976) Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
Anonymous You can go the rest of your life without breathing.
Anonymous
