Heaven & Hell
Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle.
Anonymous
I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.
Anonymous
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Anonymous