“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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Heaven & Hell

 An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. 
 Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven. 
 Heaven began to run at the edges. 
 Hell hath no fury like a vested interest masquerading as a moral principle. 
 Hell is a half-filled auditorium. 
 Hell is other people. 
L'enfer, c'est les Autres.
 I have no mouth, and I must scream. 
 I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea. 
 In heaven all the interesting people are missing. 
 Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. 
 The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. 
 To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell. 
 Whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse. 
 When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.