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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Animals

 A camel is a horse designed by a committee. 
Anonymous
 A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives. 
Anonymous
 A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it. 
H.H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 Cows are vegetarian so you don't have to be. 
Anonymous
 Dublin is a city where you can see a sparrow fall to the ground, and God watching it. 
Conor Cruise O'Brien (1917-2008)
 Fish die belly-upward and rise to the surface; it is their way of falling. 
André Gide (1869-1951)
 Horse sense is what stops horses from betting on humans. 
Anonymous
 Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. 
Anonymous
 I like pigs: dogs look up to us; cats look down on us; pigs treat us as equals. 
Anonymous
 I like sadism, necrophilia, and zoophilia. Am I flogging a dead horse? 
Anonymous
 If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat. 
Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
 Life is like a dog sled team: if you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes. 
Anonymous
 Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. 
Holbrook Jackson (1874-1948)
 Mickey Mouse is a rat. 
Anonymous
 No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him. 
Anonymous
 One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. 
Anonymous
 Only dead fish swim with the stream. 
Malcom Muggeridge (1903-1990)
 People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. 
Henry James Byron (1834-1884)
 Sacred cows make the best hamburger. 
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
Steven Wright (1955- )
 The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice. 
Anonymous
 The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. 
Anonymous
 The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction. 
William Blake (1752-1827)
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