“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A developed city is not a place where the poor have cars, it's where even the rich use public transportation. 
Una ciudad avanzada no es en la que los pobres pueden moverse en carro, sino una en la que incluso los ricos utilizan el transporte público.
 A witness cannot give evidence of his age unless he can remember being born. 
 Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. 
 Bacon's not the only thing
That's cured by hanging from a string. 
 Changing lawyers is like changing deck chairs on the Titanic. 
 Justice is incidental to law and order. 
 Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel. 
 Justice must not only be seen to be done. It must be seen to be believed. 
 No good deed goes unpunished. 
 Nobody is innocent. 
 Nothing is illegal until you get caught. 
 People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made. 
 The greatest leveler is politeness; it removes all class distinctions. 
Die größte Gleichmacherin ist die Höflichkeit, durch sie werden alle Standesunterschiede aufgehoben.
 The hangman let me down. 
 Wretches hang that jurymen may dine. 
 “There's no free will,” says the philosopher; “To hang is most unjust.”
“There's no free will,” assents the officer; “We hang because we must.”