“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A lie can be halfway around the world before the truth has got its boots on. 
 A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. 
 Art is a lie which shows us the truth. 
El arte es una mentira que nos hace comprender la verdad.
 Common Lies no.1: The cheque is in the mail. 
 Common Lies no.2: I love you. 
 Common Lies no.3: This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. 
 Common Lies no.4: It's not the money that matters, it's the principle. 
 Common Lies no.5: I've never done this before. 
 Common Lies no.6: Money isn't everything. 
 He promised me earrings, but he only pierced my ears. 
 Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse. 
 I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. 
 If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. 
 It is better not to express what one means than to express what one does not mean. 
 It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. 
 One easily forgets what one does not want to remember. 
 The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. 
 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics.