“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Life
A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
Russell Baker (1925-2019)
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
Anonymous
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
Anonymous
For there is no error so crooked, but it hath in it some lines of truth; Nor is any poison so deadly, that it serveth not some wholesome use.
Martin Farquhar Tupper (1810-1889)
I have come to the conclusion, after many years of sometimes sad experience, that you cannot come to any conclusion at all.
Vita Sackville-West (1892-1962)
I like pigs: dogs look up to us; cats look down on us; pigs treat us as equals.
Anonymous
If you're not confused, you're misinformed.
Anonymous
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Anonymous
Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you an anchor.
Anonymous
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Douglas Adams (1952-2001)
Life is a beach, and then you drown.
Anonymous
Life is like a dog sled team: if you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Anonymous
Life is the whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Anonymous
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Anonymous
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
William B. Cameron
People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all their life for happiness.
Anonymous
The moving finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your piety nor wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all your tears wash out a word of it.
Omar Khayyam (1048-1122)
The purpose of life is to create and to procreate.
Anonymous
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W.C. Fields (1879-1946)
There is no evidence to support the idea that life is serious.
Anonymous
There is no need for signposts in the journey of life since the destination is always the same.
Anonymous
Though I am not what I ought to be, nor what I wish to be, nor what I hope to be, I can truly say, I am not what I once was.
John Newton (1725-1807)
To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom, there is nothing to say.
Anonymous
We are born naked, wet and hungry; then things get worse.
Anonymous
When all is said and done, more is said than done.
Anonymous
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.
Anonymous