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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Parents

 Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. 
 The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. 
 We are the people our parents warned us about. 
 We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.