“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 0. There is a game. (consequence of zeroth law of thermodynamics)
1. You can't win. (consequence of first law of thermodynamics)
2. You can't break even. (consequence of second law of thermodynamics)
3. You can't even get out of the game. (consequence of third law of thermodynamics) 
 A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives. 
 A rolling stone gathers momentum. 
 Absolute zero is cool. 
 All science is either physics or stamp collecting. 
 Black holes are where god is dividing by zero. 
 Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose. 
 Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line, except insofar as it doesn't. 
 Everything in the future is a wave — everything in the past is a particle. 
 God does not play dice with the cosmos. 
 God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. 
 If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space? 
 It is a part of probability that many improbable things will happen. 
 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is physics. 
 People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. 
 Quarks are the dreams that stuff is made of. 
 Schrödinger rules the waves. 
 The rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. 
 We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic. 
 What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.