“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Age
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Anonymous Do all men of a certain age turn their head to watch when a Morris Minor drives past?
Anonymous Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.
Anonymous Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
George Orwell (1903-1950) Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Anonymous It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer (1928- ) Maturity is realising that you don't need fun to have alcohol.
Anonymous Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971) People often mistake him for an adult because of his age.
Anonymous She said she was approaching 40 and I couldn't help wondering from which direction.
Bob Hope (1903-2003) Some old men, by continually praising the time of their youth, would almost persuade us that there were no fools in those days; but unluckily they are left themselves for examples.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744) The number of people older than you never increases.
Anonymous The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
Anonymous When I was young I was poor and after years of hard work I am no longer young.
Anonymous You are only young once, but you can be immature your whole life.
Anonymous
