A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratliffe
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple.
Anonymous
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Anonymous
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
Anonymous
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it.
Anonymous
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Anonymous