“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Death
A fate worse than death is better than dying.
Anonymous
Death is nature's way of saying, 'You can let go of your ankles now'.
Anonymous
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Kehlog Albran
Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
Anonymous
Hatless, I take off
My bicycle clips in awkward reverence.
Anonymous
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
Anonymous
It's not the fall that kills you but the sudden stop at the end.
Anonymous
No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away… The span of someone's life is only the core of their actual existence.
Terry Pratchett (1948-2004)
One day someone will think about you for the last time and you will be forgotten by the world and the universe.
Anonymous
People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You may as well live
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Anonymous
The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins.
Tyrannen dør, og hans magt har ende. Martyren dør, og hans magt begynder.
Søren Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
There is no need for signposts in the journey of life since the destination is always the same.
Anonymous