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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Groucho Marx

Julius Henry 'Groucho' Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators. He made thirteen feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born. He also had a successful solo career, most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. His distinctive appearance, carried over from his days in vaudeville, included quirks such as an exaggerated stooped posture, glasses, cigar, and a thick greasepaint mustache and eyebrows.
 Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. 
 From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. 
 I was born at a very early age. 

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