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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Three quotes by Beachcomber

Beachcomber was a nom de plume used by surrealist humorous columnists D. B. Wyndham-Lewis and, chiefly, J. B. Morton as authors of the Daily Express column 'By the Way' in the period 1919-1975. Other authors who used the name were Major John Bernard Arbuthnot MVO, the column's founder, and William Hartston, the current author of its revived form.
 If I don't marry her, I won't marry anyone. At least, hardly anyone. 
 Justice must not only be seen to be done. It must be seen to be believed. 
 Money talks, and we are always listening. 

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