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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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 I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. 
Mae West (1892-1980)
 Man is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests. 
Max Beerbohm (1872-1956)
 Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad name. 
Henry Kissinger (1923-2023)
 Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. 
Archibald Putt
 The world holds two classes of men: intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence. 
اِثْنَانِ أَهْلُ الْأَرْضِ ذُو عَقْلٍ بِلَا دِينٍ وَآخَرُ دَيِّنٌ لَا عَقْلَ لَهُ
Al-Ma'arri (973-1057)
 There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't. 
Anonymous
 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics. 
Leonard Courtney (1832-1918)
 There are three types of economist: those who can count, and those who cannot. 
Anonymous
 There are three types of intelligence: human, animal, and military; in that order. 
Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
 There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe. 
Anonymous
 There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 
James Dewar (1842-1923)
 There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition. 
Indira Gandhi (1917-1984)
 There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects. 
Anonymous
 There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete information. 
Anonymous
 There are two types of people: those with tattoos and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. 
Anonymous
 There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes, and those who do not. 
Robert Benchley (1889-1945)
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